So this is a biggy. I was reviewing my growing collection of diamonds and I noticed they all sparkled at exactly the same time in exactly the same way. Once seen, this can never be unseen and I am left with a profound sense of mild 'its not quite rightness'. So deeply was I touched by this literally blinding revelation that I paused over a nice cup of tea for maybe ten seconds to consider if they should sparkle naturally (independently of each other like raindrops in sunshine), simultaneously as they do now (like a neon sign lighting up) or in patterns and ripples (like a funky wave machine). Maybe I'm just impatient waiting for the big reveal on May 6th or maybe because I'm a bit bored or maybe it's a bit of both. Anyway, this is your chance to put it right. What's it going to be: Do you like your Diamonds,
A) Randomly twinkly,
B) Flashing like a clockwork metronome or....
C) Lighting up in big psychodelic patterns
A) Randomly twinkly,
B) Flashing like a clockwork metronome or....
C) Lighting up in big psychodelic patterns