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how 2 breake evry fightre 2014 (free hax no virus)

consarn

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hi guise and 2day ill teach u how to mak all da fightrz op!!!!!!!!1!
i thouht 4 at leest 5 secnds 4 eahc figter
rat 5 star n subcribe 4 moar

alright alright, enough with that
this is just a joke thing
about making every fighter broken
and not even the good kind of broken, i mean actually unfair
fighters with asterisks are the ones who would actually appreciate those changes (didn't put them in any bronzes for the sake of balancing, strangely emough)

  • bronze
  1. understudy: raise her throw damage
  2. beat box: elomgate his enrage
    wait a second- oh no
  3. cold stones: raise his sa1's stun rate
  4. decrypted: give her more atk
  5. sketchy: remove the restrictions
  6. headstrong: just make the debuffs guaranteed already lmao. and add death mark or enrage or whatever into the mix. where? don't ask
  7. hellcat: change her sa1 to just give her 1-3 stacks of enrage above 50% and her sa2 to random buffs for 5-10 seconds
  8. m-3ow: make her invincible longer-
    oh...
  9. scared stiff: GIVE HER HP
  10. heavy reign: give her at least 8k atk
  11. bassline: give him 50% meter per tag in
  12. in denile: give her atk
  13. underdog: change his sa2 to a chance to gain the countering buff to any debuff (like regen for bleed) he gets
  14. just kitten: put her in a frost armor node
  15. icy hot: change it to 1-3 stacks of regen for 7 seconds (that's up to 21%)
  16. twisted mettle: give her more hp
  17. stage fright: also proc her sa2 on specials
  18. frayed ends: either give her stats or add cripple to her sa1
  19. sheltered: do literally anything to her and it'll somehow be a buff
  20. rerun: also put special cooldown on her sa2
  21. prototype: change her sa1 to wither
  22. rusty: anything done to her will get her either nerfed to the ground or buffed to literal god status, so whatever
  23. sundae school: give her stats
  24. scrub: give her stats
  25. bad hair day: give her stats
  26. nunsense: you get the idea
  27. rough copy: delete her from the game
  28. infernal twin: change her sa2 to gaining miasma
  • silver
  1. toad warrior: change her sa1 to 1-5% meter
  2. gray matter*: change her sa2 to raise everyone's meter gain
  3. purrfect dark: give her hp
  4. big top*: raise her buff times to 10 seconds
  5. wrestler x: proc his sa1 whenever, like mnf's
  6. scarlet viper: convert her debuffs to enrage
  7. robocopy: no
  8. treble maker: change his sa1 to 5-15% hp
  9. resonant evil: please no
  10. bloody valentine (like val but bloody): give her stats
  11. hype man: give him stats
  12. ms. trial: also steal the buff
  13. freaky friday: i mean, she's already the literal almost uncontested best bleeder in the game so
  14. tomb & gloom: add enrage or thorns to her sa2
  15. pea shooter: just add 15% more damage to her sa1
  16. number one: make his enrage longer-
    dammit
  17. ivy league: change her sa2 to a 15% chance on hit near a tear
  18. purrminator: invest on her
  19. dead heat: change her quote to "And the flames rise up to drag you down, into the fire where you will drown!" and wonder why that doesn't fit well
  20. feline lucky: make it a 5% chance on crit
  21. nearly departed: remove the hp restriction
  22. no egrets: give her more atk
  23. inkling: count herself in
  24. necrobreaker: make her sa1 once per life
  25. blood drive*: convert the enrage or change it to another buff entirely. also for the love of god just make it hbleed on both fighters
  26. myst-match*: give her hp
  27. shadow ops: add regen or miasma to her sa2
  28. nyanotech: change her sa1 to barrier on special
  29. hair apparent: add 5-10% meter to her sa1
  30. wildcard*: give her atk, or make the debuffs 5-10 seconds long
  31. blue bomber: add bb2s to her sa2, but make the barrier 15 seconds long
  32. oh mai!*: make her enrage 30 seconds long. can't have an offense/defense band having the longest enrage in the game all for himself
  33. kill joy: give her more hp
  34. rage appropriate: remove the restriction on her sa2, and also change all her screams to mildly unpleasant remarks to have her live up to her quote
  35. bad ms. frosty: add heal block to her sa1
  36. doublicious: invest in her
  37. graveyard shift: add armor to her sa1
  38. rock star: add 20% hp to her sa2
  39. temple tyrant*: add water to her sa
  40. souls sister: make her more like m3
  41. chameleon twist: reset the miasma's timer, like itwin
  42. rain shadow: change her sa2 to when they're near her
  • gold
oh god here we go
this is where i quit thinking like a normal person
i could just go to this one server and ask the people there to... buff some of the sas
but that'd be too much, even for me
  1. criminal mind: add immobilize to her sa2
  2. harlequin: ink/pea/harle
  3. bran feeze: change the sa1 to 3% of her max health. and give her more hp of course
  4. hack n splash: get good
  5. rogue agent: get good
  6. armed forces: make it 10%
  7. wulfbunes beo wolf skull-girls: add a random debuff to his sa1
  8. blloodbath: convert anything into regen really
  9. lapis luxury: remove the restrictions
  10. epic sax: make his buffs longer-
    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
  11. megasonic*: don't remove his enrages
  12. concealed chicken: give him more atk i guess
  13. diva intervention: make it 75% hp
  14. inner pieces: remove the restriction on her sa2
  15. g.i. jazz*: make it once per life
  16. dragon brawler: throw death mark on his sa1, or add more crit rate
  17. claw & order: get good
  18. buzzkill: change her sa1 to bleed
  19. red velvet: give her more atk
  20. mean one: change all her lines to avgn ones (bonus points if her death lines include his first ever line)
  21. ultraviolent*: give anyone who has her a free m1. or have her sa ignore sas and recoil like thorns and frost armor lmao
  22. head hunter: block
  23. primed: please daddy yuji by actually changing her portrait to an eggplant
  24. freedom fighter: change his sa text to spaghetti. it's already a hot mess as is
  25. weekend warrior: automatically activate hype mode or reset its timer (and the buffs' too)
  26. persona assistant: give her ddos so she can cover both fronts :3
  27. poltergust: don't be indecent
  28. thrill shrieker: change the sa2 to 40% of their max health
  29. meow & furever: give her more hp
  30. bio-exorcist: make it 3%
  31. regally blonde: change her sa2 to draining meters
  32. star-crossed: sc when she crosses a star idk i never played sgm
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  33. terror byte*: change her sa2 to projectile hits
  34. that's all folks!: add lines for evading
  35. blue screen: actually brick your phone on death
  36. dead of winter: make her armor timed
  37. grim fan: give her more hp
  38. raw nerv*: give her more hp
  39. untouchable: don't touch the child
  40. xenomorph: give her more hp
  41. princess pride: give her more hp
  42. idol threat: give her invincible if your phone detects any ventilation system near you
  43. windswept: don't forget to dodge
  44. surgeon general: please no
  45. pyro-technique: make the enrage longer ig
  46. silent kill: lower the volume
  47. firefly: give her more hp
  48. parasite weave: remove the sa1's restriction
  49. rainbow blight: give her more hp
  50. last hope: resurrect with whatever buffs you can think of for 10 seconds
  51. evergreen evil: why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why
  52. immoral fiber: add a satsuki para and change her quote
  53. dread locks: nerf her
  54. vaporwave vixen: make her buffs less short- WHY DOES EE EXIST
  55. night terror: switch the miasma and fatigue around
  56. phantom threads: just use m1

  • diamond
  1. snake bite: take chiko's sb and give him to rud
  2. dark might: add an edgy furry beo voice pack to 2e
  3. heavy metal: longer armor
  4. dream band: same
  5. heavy handed: exist
  6. star-spangled: change her sa2 to a chance on blocked hits
  7. heart of darkness: copy hod's sa for maximum hexage
  8. jawbreaker: longer buffs
  9. stand out: add the road roller as a separate bb2 i guess
  10. mummy dearest*: lose less hp, or gain 2 stacks of regen instead
  11. djinn frizz: longer buffs
  12. class cutter: doesn't matter, they're still online around here
  13. shadow puppet: make her sa1 a 3-7% chance
  14. splitting image: she's a gif
  15. furry fury: give her more atk
  16. wind stalker: make the doom perma ffs
  17. fly trap: feed her
  18. neuromancer: normalize crying over spilt milk (and crank her sa2 up to 20%)
  19. risky ginger: get good
  20. summer salt: get good
  21. freeze frame: hardcode her stats to always be multiples of 9
  22. dream catcher: base her on doremy sweet instead
  23. liam: she gets barrier, so she's literally perfect already
  24. xbot: she gets barrier, so- you get the idea
  25. plot twisted: she's actually based on "the riddler" from "batman"! hahaha!
  26. love crafted: add curse to the mix already
  27. très chic: she's already the literal uncontested second best bleeder in the game so eh
  28. assassin's greed: give her more hp

now they're all perfectly balanced
thank me later
 
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  1. understudy: raise her throw damage
She used to do that (increase throw for teammates, IIRC) but she was nerfed, unfortunately
 
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hi guise and 2day ill teach u how to mak all da fightrz op!!!!!!!!1!
i thouht 4 at leest 5 secnds 4 eahc figter
rat 5 star n subcribe 4 moar
You are high
rusty: anything done to her will get her either nerfed to the ground or buffed to literal god status, so whatever
You have lowered the standards of god.
"And the flames rise up to drag you down, into the fire where you will drown!"
I can feel it.
blood drive*: convert the enrage or change it to another buff entirely. also for the love of god
You have my vote
doublicious: invest in her
Best advice I have heard today
decrypted: give her more atk
Give her old SA. (On behalf of @rexturtle1120 )
temple tyrant*: add water to her sa
?
ultraviolent*: give anyone who has her a free m1. or have her sa ignore sas and recoil like thorns and frost armor lmao
You have my vote
thrill shrieker: change the sa2 to 40% of their max health
Have you ever get to use her SA2?
vaporwave vixen: make her buffs less short- WHY DOES EE EXIST
Yes, really why?
love crafted: add curse to the mix already
Then she will be god-like.
 
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You are high
is high in this forum? if so then no, i'm not him

You have lowered the standards of god.
i don't know if rusty is still the best buff converter in the game with m1 around

I can feel it.
your skin melts off
as you descend
and satan tears you limb from limb

You have my vote
A VOTE FOR ME IS A VOTE FOR FREEDOM

Give her old SA
would not actually do that tbh

"when transitioning to an advantage or water, do the funny"

You have my vote
all the gold peas were at least high tier until m1 came around doing the same thing as uv but objectively better
it's a shame imo
because she's my 1th gold

you ever get to use her SA2?
(yes, most of this post is clearly not serious)

Yes, really why?
ig decency with sundae around

Then she will be god-like
(yes, that's the joke)
 
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