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In this completely serious, 100% sane thread:
The right side of Annie's soundstage has a suspicious secret. You might say it smells fishy. The director of the mega-popular Annie of the Stars television show is... dead.
This denis_draws tweet (link to original not found) explains why:
It is like, if he was a human, he would be a decaying zombie. How has no one on the set noticed the corpse propped-up in a chair? The rigor mortis has set in: he has the same pose in SGM and Skullgirls 2nd Encore.
If he was alive, the director would speak with an Aussie or Kiwi accent because smooth-head blobfish (psychrolutes marcidus) can be found in the deep waters off the coasts of mainland Australia and Tasmania.
Does seeing the dead director disgust you? If he isn't dead, how do explain his appearance?
HEADLINE: DEAD DAGONIAN DIRECTOR DEEMED DECEASED
The right side of Annie's soundstage has a suspicious secret. You might say it smells fishy. The director of the mega-popular Annie of the Stars television show is... dead.
This denis_draws tweet (link to original not found) explains why:
It is like, if he was a human, he would be a decaying zombie. How has no one on the set noticed the corpse propped-up in a chair? The rigor mortis has set in: he has the same pose in SGM and Skullgirls 2nd Encore.
If he was alive, the director would speak with an Aussie or Kiwi accent because smooth-head blobfish (psychrolutes marcidus) can be found in the deep waters off the coasts of mainland Australia and Tasmania.
COUNTERPOINT: HE'S... ALIVE?!
In Annie's 2nd Encore story mode, the Director has two lines:Obviously it is the Director of Photography, the camera operator, that is talking. But writing the DP's full title would take too much space so it was shortened to "Director." Check mate.Director said:
Does seeing the dead director disgust you? If he isn't dead, how do explain his appearance?
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