[OFF TOPIC] How to start a Fight 101

[SoulDragon66]

Well all the traps seem too small to hurt me, I didn't shink when I went inside the hat

TAPS THE HAT

 

[Nonexistent]

Wait there's traps in there

MOVE * jumps down the hole
*BB 2 * RUNNUM GUNNUM

Oh wait * taps the hat*

Yeah, what's up?

 

[SoulDragon66]

Yeah, what's up?

* jumps in the hat and locks it*
Hey guys I think my back got scratched
..
...

Why do I have the sudden urge to ..

 

[brassknux]

* jumps in the hat and locks it*
Hey guys I think my back got scratched
..
...

Why do I have the sudden urge to ..

Oh no- wait you're not INTO us, are you?

 

[Nonexistent]

They're not taking any damage!
The entire battalion of dragons are coming at you in full blast, watch out!

You better get in the hat, it's much safer than outside!

 

[SoulDragon66]

Oh no- wait you're not INTO us, are you?

No not at all



But..NO * uses a mallet to hit head*

 

[brassknux]

You better get in the hat, it's much safer than outside!

Nah, the dragons are ignoring me, they're really focusing on dragons like @SoulDragon66 .
Besides, I just teleported here. In your hat.

 

[Nonexistent]

No not at all



But..NO * uses a mallet to hit head*

Why did hit yourself?

 

[Nonexistent]

Nah, the dragons are ignoring me, they're really focusing on dragons like @SoulDragon66 .

Oh.....
[kicks @SoulDragon66 out of the hat]

 

[SoulDragon66]

Nah, the dragons are ignoring me, they're really focusing on dragons like @SoulDragon66 .

* not knocked out * but here's the thing....
I'm part draconian

But the other ..part says...human..or..s* faints*

 

[SoulDragon66]

Oh.....
[kicks @SoulDragon66 out of the hat]

But he refused

 

[brassknux]

* not knocked out * but here's the thing....
I'm part draconian

But the other ..part says...human..or..s* faints*

Human or... what?

 

[SoulDragon66]

Human or... what?

....hebjhecnedug

 

[Nonexistent]

But he refused

This ain't pokemon! Get out of here!
[Kick @SoulDragon66 Again!]

 

[brassknux]

....hebjhecnedug

What? I can't hear you!

 

[SoulDragon66]

This ain't pokemon! Get out of here!
[Kick @SoulDragon66 Again!]

* wakes up OK YOU GOT IT NOW* fires 5 times with REAL bullets at j8k*

 

[SoulDragon66]

What? I can't hear you!

What? I can't hear you!

Oh did I mention I sometimes take drugs and use them for what they are used for and ADRENALINE BOOSTS

 

[SoulDragon66]

Someone...someone get me some Sprite

 

[brassknux]

Someone...someone get me some Sprite

Nah, got none on me.

 

[Nonexistent]

* wakes up OK YOU GOT IT NOW* fires 5 times with REAL bullets at j8k*

I'm bullet proof!