[OFF TOPIC] How to start a Fight 101

[SoulDragon66]

Anyway I'm done * starts a campfire* want a steak?

 

[brassknux]

Anyway I'm done * starts a campfire* want a steak?

Sure

 

[SoulDragon66]

Sure

How would you like it?

 

[brassknux]

How would you like it?

Medium rare

 

[SoulDragon66]

Medium rare

* was cooking the entire time* just 1 second
...
...
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And done* hands over a plate with steak on it

Now time to* gets shot in the head*

 

[brassknux]

* was cooking the entire time* just 1 second
...
...
...
And done* hands over a plate with steak on it

Looks good.
Nom.

 

[SoulDragon66]

Please...help me...

I only have 1 thing....to say

 

[brassknux]

Please...help me...

I only have 1 thing....to say

Ssssh, we all know that you also like cute, singing zombie girls, no need to say so.

So here comrade, have a Full Restore!

EDIT: my grammar is bad

 

[SoulDragon66]

Ssssh, we all know that you also like cute, singing zombie girls, no need to say so.

So here comrade, have a Full Restore!

EDIT: my grammar is bad

Well I was going to say I didn't vote in the wars...but that works too

 

[brassknux]

Well I was going to say I didn't vote in the wars...but that works too

I knew it, Squigly is irresistible, after all.

 

[SoulDragon66]

Wait* realizes,what I just said*....oh S#!& I just realized I....oh no


Kill me now or get rid of this I don't want any evidence

 

[brassknux]

Wait* realizes,what I just said*....oh S#!& I just realized I....oh no

Haha, don't worry about it, no one's gonna get all worked up over the fact that you like Squigly.

It's the truth anyways, there's no better girl than Squigly.

 

[SoulDragon66]

* gets a fire started* NO IF @J8khero hears this...ill be living underground

Never tell anyone about this

 

[brassknux]

* gets a fire started* NO IF @J8khero hears this...ill be living underground

@J8khero can't be THAT aggressive over a simple fact.

 

[SoulDragon66]

@J8khero can't be THAT aggressive over a simple fact.

No it's because I live in his hat..

If I see you spread this you will be dead

Or be more dead....idk how it works

 

[brassknux]

No it's because I live in his hat..

If I see you spread this you will be dead

Or be more dead....idk how it works

Hey man, knowing who the true best girl is isn't that bad of a crime(as if it is a crime), not that I'd spread the news anyways.
At least I know now that someone has good taste.

 

[SoulDragon66]

At least I know now that someone has good taste.

That's it * gets battle ready * get ready you can go first and if not..

 

[brassknux]

That's it * gets battle ready * get ready you can go first and if not..

Heh, I'm ready for anything, though we still have some time of peace.

If there is a fight about to burst out, let's just hope we can settle that peacefully.

 

[SoulDragon66]

Heh, I'm ready for anything, though we still have some time of peace.

If there is a fight about to burst out, let's just hope we can settle that peacefully.

Fine idk what I'm doing run tbh


Well if you don't want to to make a squigly then I guess I have nothing else to do

 

[SoulDragon66]

I'll take your silence as a no