[OFF TOPIC] How to start a Fight 101

[SoapyFam]

*grabs valentine and filia* No these are best waifu *runs away*

 

[brassknux]

Guys, can we just realized that this message is numbered 963? WHY IS THERE SO MANY MESSAGES?

We're nearing #1000th post. Can't stop won't stop!

*grabs valentine and filia* No these are best waifu *runs away*

Sure, take those two. I'll take the best one of the bunch over here. *grabs Squigly*

 

[BrolaireOfAsstora]

*grabs valentine and filia* No these are best waifu *runs away*

http://gph.is/2evCHLk

I wanna say he has love for both, he just doesn't really try to use one more than the other lmao

Beowulf is the representation of a healthy poly relationship between a man, his chair, and his dead enemies arm, this thread could learn a thing or two from them pfft

dude I'm not sure trying to have whoopie with a dead arm is any example of healthy. Also, who's doing the pitching? The arm? I know it still twitches occasionally.

 

[SoulDragon66]

Sure, take those two. I'll take the best one of the bunch over here. *grabs Squigly*

That means there's 9 left.. Well I a just walk away I try to be a neutral person in these sort of things

 

[brassknux]

That means there's 9 left.. Well I a just walk away I try to be a neutral person in these sort of things

There's no need to even go neutral.
War's already over.
Squigly wins.

 

[meta]

Does it matter really? If the NPC doesn't want to lose, it won't lose ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Additionally, the fighters' bonuses like bulletproof or enrage are at least double the chances to show up for the opponent's benefit than they are to show up for yours.

 

[brassknux]

Does it matter really? If the NPC doesn't want to lose, it won't lose ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Additionally, the fighters' bonuses like bulletproof or enrage are at least double the chances to show up for the opponent's benefit than they are to show up for yours.

Wh- I- What?
Where did this talk of mechanics come from?

 

[SoulDragon66]

Does it matter really? If the NPC doesn't want to lose, it won't lose ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Additionally, the fighters' bonuses like bulletproof or enrage are at least double the chances to show up for the opponent's benefit than they are to show up for yours.

By this point we don't even use in game mechanics here

Also it's more of random discussions here

 

[BrolaireOfAsstora]

By this point we don't even use in game mechanics here

Also it's more of a discussion about how Big Band is the best girl here

I agree about that.

 

[SoulDragon66]

I agree about ME BEING A BAD PERSON

well I guess you can say that

 

[brassknux]

well I guess you can say that no one can top squiggly

Oh my...
Are you picking the side that obviously is going to win?

 

[SoulDragon66]

Oh my...
Are you picking the side that obviously is going to win?

I hate you * starts getting mass amounts of emails about supporting squigly*
..
Thanks for saying something that is not true

 

[brassknux]

I hate you * starts getting mass amounts of emails about supporting squigly*
..
Thanks for saying something that is not true

But it is true!

 

[SoulDragon66]

But it is!

No it isnt* also now I have 100 unread emails

 

[BrolaireOfAsstora]

well I guess you can say that big band is the best girl

Also you're 100% correct capt. Obvious, I am indeed the human-equivalent of a landfill

Oh my...
Are you picking the side that obviously is going to win?

you mean big band?

 

[SoulDragon66]

Big band is stupid and @brassknux is right about squigly being best girl

And now time to sit back and watch a waifu war unfold* gets some popcorn*

 

[brassknux]

you mean squiggly?

Yes.

 

[SoulDragon66]

I supported squigly and now time to help big band

Squigly is worst girl

And now my job is complete

 

[brassknux]

I supported squigly and now time to help squigly

And now my job is complete

Thanks for contributing to the true side that is Squigly's.
You shouldn't spread lies about me though, since we're brothers in arms and all that.

 

[SoulDragon66]

Thanks for contributing to the true side that is Squigly's.
You shouldn't spread lies about me though, since we're brothers in arms and all that.

...don't say that.. Oh yea I also have.....nothing....being a neutral player has finally kicked me in the butt