Ohh, my god, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time, wow. So who would be the antagonist in the show? Pinwheel? Also we need brain drain in this now please and thank you
Pfft, thanks dude! My pleasure to help make ya laugh a bit!
I wanna say the antagonist would generally be Marie, but like, she's always in a
mood where she never fights any of the cast specifically, church goers and random people are fair game though. But then she gets into this "annoying" preteen mood where she'll yell at Double and Valentine that they just don't
understand her. She's also a big fan of the boy bands around New Meridian so you can imagine this very soft servant-maid looking girl eagerly death metal screaming lyrics under the cathedral while the church is in session.
Painwheel is honestly stuck between her regular voice and her valley girl voice.
We're talking like, "Oh
my gawd, the Medici Boys??? I just love their soundtrack, girl!!!" to Filia while doing her at home Manipedi kit and then when Brain Drain tries to call her down for "dinner" (really to possess her) she yells out like when she does Hatred Install but instead she yells: "
I'm ON THE PHONE!"
I love the idea of switching between Painwheels because it leads to so many hilarious things to try:
- Painwheel at prom in her signature clothes slow dancing with some dude, and she remarks "I'm having like... The most awesome time, Chad..." And then he steps on her foot and she ROARS.
- "Hey girl HEY!!!" She yells, jumping from Filia's high school building in front of her, crushing an entire 3 foot radius because she just
had to know where she got those shoes! Before hearing anything, Filia is dragged by the sheer power of Painwheel's "We are going to the mall asap!!! I heard there's gonna be a sale on heels and
I CAN'T WAIT."
Brain Drain I wanna spitball and say he's like Kids Next Door's Father where he's obviously terrifying when angered, but he's resigned to sitting in
his recliner chair mulling over the fact that he has no real "role" for the anime, in his robe and smoking a pipe like those old vintage Dad's. He constantly tries to rule the world like Brain from Pinky and the Brain, but reality wise, he knows he's doomed to be the designated driver to drive Filia and Carol to concert shows and could word for word go on a rant about how he despises modern music and he simply wishes to destroy it as well as take his place as SG's true villain;
But then Carol brings Filia over and he immediately shifts to Dad™ Drain all for the sake of appearances.
B Drain: "Oh, Carol, did you eat? Would you like me to fetch you two some snickerdoodles?"
Carol: "Braaaaiiiinnyyyyy we're too
old for those! Ask Fukua instead!!!"
B Drain: Alright, you know how your "sister" gets, so make sure to at least invite her at times? Filia, Samson, good to see you. I'll make sure to
dab some extra sugar for you guys."
Carol: "
DAD JUST GOOOO."
And Fukua herself is like the overzealous clone who wants to kill Filia everywhere she goes and tries so many times to take over her life, but it always fails, even when she "paints" herself as Filia, people still recognize her as Fukua. It doesn't stop her from intentionally trying to take "DNA" from Filia to experiment on in Brain Drain's lab.
That said, I wanna think that Brain Drain really actually does care for Carol, Robo Fortune, and Fukua, but like otherwise he's also the middle aged Dad who is so done with everything he's unfazed by Robo Fortune destroying his lab for the 57th time, Fukua turning the clones he was working on into complete utter monstrosities, and then Carol bringing people over because he doesn't want to wear pants. The man is tired and he just wants to drink a cold one with the boys™ (His robots / clones in cryogen) in his robe and pajamas.
He's also a great player of golf and he and Valentine are "drinking" buddies, as in Val supplies him with 5 hour energy constantly just so he can put up with the day, he supplies Val with coffee. Carol thinks he runs a pharmacy with Val, along with about everyone else in Meridian without a brain in their heads, and he is simply a pharmaceutical man who has two daughters and a robot "pet". But in reality the whole "Stay Out of the basement" never really made Carol curious. She just thinks he's a boring old man who's unfit to be cool because one time he tried to "whip and Nay Nay" and Carol was never the same again.
Any time a villain gets refferenced in the show, Brain Drain is always seen right after, reading in his arm chair and making a haphazard comment midway as a true Villain™.
For example, with Beowulf on the case of Eliza:
B Drain: "And so... Poor Beowulf goes on his eternal quest to "wrestle" a murderer with a fetish for blood. A doomed husk of a man. Do not cry for him."
(The audience disapproves)
B Drain: "
DO NOT CRY." as the background erupts in psychokinetic energy, and immediately backs down.
"If you've been paying attention, it's because you're a
nerd with nothing better to do. And what of Beowulf, you ask? Well, he got a new chair,"
(Cues a shot of Beowulf hyping up the fact that he has something else to wear, and tries to name it)
"And what of everyone else? Who cares, they bore the snot out of me." He says, turning the recliner away from the audience as he reads his newspaper before being shifted BACK to the show.
He does this time to time and it's very much like Billy and Mandy esque humor because B Drain deserves it as much as anyone else being great characters in general tbh. Robo Fortune happens to show up in those scenes with him asleep near his recliner and explodes when Brain Drain gets angry.
Carol also just thinks she's living with B Drain, Robo Fortune, and Fukua like how some kids in shows always call parents by their first name, she doesn't see Robo or Fukua as "sisters" per se, but she sees Brain Drain as the closest thing to a dad when she took him to school once for parent teachers and he subsequently teleported a science teacher to god knows where because they insulted the idea of cloning being a recreational hobby.
