[OFF TOPIC] How to start a Fight 101

[SoulDragon66]

I feel dizzy.....hey look! This mushroom says " A very good mushroom" so it should be good! I'll save it for later.... Who wants cake!?!?

* shoots with a rubber bullet* next time. It's in the head and it's not rubber

 

[Nonexistent]

* shoots with a rubber bullet* next time. It's in the head and it's not rubber

So..... No cake?

 

[SoulDragon66]

So..... No cake?

* throws a bag of chocolate cake* yes cake...


* falls on the floor*

I can hear the we are number 1 memes
* loses conscious*

 

[Nonexistent]

* throws a bag of chocolate cake* yes cake...


* falls on the floor*

I can hear the we are number 1 memes

This is going down in history!
[Shakes head]
Ethier ways, let's eat the cake! Just let me see it first

 

[SoulDragon66]

This is going down in history!
[Shakes head]
Ethier ways, let's eat the cake! Just let me see it first

* starts bleeding out*
Hey...it's cold




Help me

 

[Nonexistent]

* starts bleeding out*
Hey...it's cold




Help me

While you are having trouble, I made the cake, here you go!
[Gives you a slice]

 

[SoulDragon66]

* nom* heals 1 health* almost dead* j8k if I'm going


To die..I need to tell you something

 

[Nonexistent]

* nom* heals 1 health* almost dead* j8k if I'm going


To die..I need to tell you something

[almost crying but not really]
What is it???

 

[SoulDragon66]

[almost crying but not really]
What is it???

I..I voted for *BZZT * gets shocked to death*

 

[Wulfden]

Hey! I'm back! I noticed more people have join this thread! I was really hoping it wasn't just 3 people talking and some other other people just say one message than never say anything else again.

Glad to have ya! We were just glossing over someone's death due to the holy sacrificial worship for Sekhmet!

 

[SoulDragon66]

Glad to have ya! We were just glossing over someone's death due to the holy sacrificial worship for Sekhmet!

* comes back from the grave * IF YOU EVER AND I MEAN EVR give sekhmet my blood.. Let's just say my blood isn't the only thing to be wasted* dies*

 

[Wulfden]

* comes back from the grave * IF YOU EVER AND I MEAN EVR give sekhmet my blood.. Let's just say my blood isn't the only thing to be wasted* dies*

THE SACRIFICE LIVES.

But no worries! Nothing gets wasted! But, as it stands, the Prize fight is over so no more sacrifices for now...

 

[SoulDragon66]

* comes back to life* at this point I'm overpowered and able to bring myself back to life....

But I'm dead so idk why I would because if I did I would have to wait until. My phone gets repaired

 

[SoulDragon66]

THE SACRIFICE LIVES.

Call me that again and I won't be the only sacrifice
* shoots his foot* just In case

* dies*

 

[Nonexistent]

Call me that again and I won't be the only sacrifice
* shoots his foot* just In case

* dies*

Ummmm.... While you guys do your own thing, i'll just watch from afar.
[Pulls out a chair and some shades]
Whooo! Fight, fight, fight! I'm rooting for that @Wulfden guy I guess.
[Drinks some soda]

 

[FreyRenoir]

Who are the combatants?

 

[SoulDragon66]

Ummmm.... While you guys do your own thing, i'll just watch from afar.
[Pulls out a chair and some shades]
Whooo! Fight, fight, fight! I'm rooting for that @Wulfden guy I guess.
[Drinks some soda]

Hey I'm already dead. And I died on my own terms
I shot my head and I bleed out...
* respawns* * shoots @J8khero in the arm* next one is in the chest

 

[Wulfden]

Ummmm.... While you guys do your own thing, i'll just watch from afar.
[Pulls out a chair and some shades]
Whooo! Fight, fight, fight! I'm rooting for that @Wulfden guy I guess.
[Drinks some soda]

I guess I'm one of them too?
Suffice to say I can't believe I have someone rooting for me,

but come at me, all ye lord of scrubs for I am armed and chair-handed!

 

[Wulfden]

Call me that again and I won't be the only sacrifice
* shoots his foot* just In case

* dies*

Also, I would like to ask how the sacrifice can shoot a gun but remains dead, because tbh I came here to fight and be slightly uncomfortable but a shot foot is barely something to worry about.

...Also, is @J8khero okay after being shot? Like, I would feel so offended if the dude rooting for me was injured, he has a lot to live for!

 

[Nonexistent]

Also, I would like to ask how the sacrifice can shoot a gun but remains dead, because tbh I came here to fight and be slightly uncomfortable but a shot foot is barely something to worry about.

...Also, is @J8khero okay after being shot? Like, I would feel so offended if the dude rooting for me was injured, he has a lot to live for!

Nah, it's ok! I can regen easily so it doesn't matter if i got hurt or not.
[Finishing Drinking my soda]